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so apparently mt etna just exploded

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just discovered a bruise on my shin from after work sword sparring, i'm very happy.

(we use the latex foam ones with the carbon fiber core. you don't need protective equipment for those so long as you have a no headshots rule but you will get beat to shit if you don't so you want be okay with that.)

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i see i continue to collect ao3 skins like pokemon 

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you ever feel like "i just need one of those ambience audios with the music right now or i will explode"?

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i hate coding instagram's site skin it has so many individual parts and all of them have such long names 😭

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okay so the allergy meds are finally kicking in and i'm starting to feel like a person again. i always forget how horrific my allergies are when i first come back from faire, where they're almost nonexistent.

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just referred to the process of feeling out someone's vibes to see if you'd be compatible for dating as "the personality-sniffing dance". i need to be recalibrated.

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i don't want to make suicide jokes because those are bad for you and i don't want to make lobotomy jokes becaue those can be insensitive so i've started saying "i need to be recalibrated" every time i fuck up or feel awful because it's hilarious because unless we're implying i'm a robot what the fuck does it even mean

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i didn't realize how bad the crash from the last week+weekends was gonna be 😭 i really need to be recalibrated