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[thevagabondexpress]

my cat just made a sound that's exactly like the vibration noise my phone makes when you plug it in. who is charging my cat.

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[soc_puppet]

Hello! I'm here via the Latest Things Page, and this made me giggle-snort. Would you mind if I shared it at metaquotes?

[thevagabondexpress]

i did a quick check to confirm you're neither a scammer nor a bot (though who tf would set one up on here i don't even know) and since you aren't, heck yeah. more inquiring minds need to research this case /silly

[soc_puppet]

Urgh, you'd be surprised -_- They pop up from time to time, but I'm given to understand that the anti-spam team has a lot of fun bringing the banhammer down upon them. Anyway, thank you! I personally am wondering how the charging cord is even attached—or maybe a cordless charger is at play? Perhaps that's why cats like to sit on laptops...

[thevagabondexpress]

yeah it's just 'cause this site is neither a) heavily trafficked nor b) owned by a russian troll farm (tf even was that with livejournal anyway?) so i figure there's not likely to be as many bots on here. and that would explain why cats like sitting on laptops. or maybe they're solar charged, which is why they also like to sit in the sun.

[soc_puppet]

😂 Fair enough! I keep hoping that the "not heavily trafficked" part will change, but, well...

I've heard tell that cats also like to lounge near heating vents and on laps. So perhaps they're thermal-powered?

[thevagabondexpress]

thermal powered would make sense of a lot of things

[thrilleddumpling]

My cat only does the mrrrp sound when I wake him up, should I upgrade to a newer, rechargeable model? :O

[thevagabondexpress]

I don't know. Cats come with emotional attachments, it might be worth seeing instead if the one you have can be updated.

[thrilleddumpling]

They do come with emotional attachments, mine :P Nah, all joking aside, this is the same kitty that spent an entire week attached to my side after I fainted and broke my nose ç___ç I think I'll keep this model, it's already perfect <3

[thevagabondexpress]

wait you did whaaaat? (i also have fainted before, i have broken my glasses but not my nose)

[thrilleddumpling]

Nooo, not the glasses!! Were you okay after that? :((( Thankfully I do not wear glasses in the house, so I didn't break them.

So, what happened was this: I was sick as a dog and weak as a kitten thanks to my very first (and hopefully last!) personal encounter with bronchitis. I tried eating some dinner but my body did not like the idea, so I stood up to go to the bathroom. I tend to have low blood pressure, but it must've been even lower than usual that evening, because next thing I knew I woke up face down on the floor of my apartment, in a pool of bodily fluids (>A<)''

And that's how I broke my front tooth and my nose *triple thumbs up* Got a sick scar on the bridge of my nose though, I look like an anime character with my cute horizontal scar :D Pity my glasses rest right above it, so you can't see it unless I remove them.

[thevagabondexpress]

oh damn that's quite an adventure (sarc). dramatic and not fun. scars are cool though, my girlfriend has one in the corner of his lip where they got hit by a snow sled.

and yeah i was okay. i have a really fucky vagus nerve and i drank water a little too fast at just the wrong angle and down i went.

[thrilleddumpling]

They got hit by a snow sled... In the face? That sounds very painful, ouch!

Ugh, I have no idea how humans functions half of the time but the vagus nerve is buggy as fuck!!

[thevagabondexpress]

yeah this was in about grade nine, they had stitches for a couple of weeks 😬 it was not fun, but it leaves a badass story to tell

and yeah 😭 me neither. the human body was not designed by intelligent architects i know that for sure